What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Thank you for every ting.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What sport do horses love to play?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do you make a walnut laugh?