What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?