What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?