What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?