What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the confused bee say?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?