What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
If you need help building an ark...
Where are average things manufactured?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?