Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is sand so optimistic?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?