Why are billionaires such good parents?
Because they're never taxed.
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What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do bees chew?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?