When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
I broke my finger!
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?