When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
A book just fell on my head.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?