What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What says: oom oom oom?