What do farmers do on February 14th?
Give hogs and kisses.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?