What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?