What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the sick chicken say?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?