What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you raise a baby elephant?