What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?