What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call a famous turtle?