What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?