What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do jokesters study in college?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?