Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why are cars magic?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What sport can waiters play really well?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Can February March?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is a spider's favorite book?