Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What day is your mom always right?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are all priests fit?
What is the most faithful insect?