What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What birds always travel in twos?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?