How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do cows like to dance to?