Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?