Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you eat on July 5th?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?