What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do hurricanes see?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a cow with two legs?