What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Operation®.
What do bees chew?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?