Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the duck cross the road?
It's allergy season again?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do bees get to school?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?