Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's E.T. short for?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?