What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?