What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which subject has two parts?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?