Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?