Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
When do cows get tired?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are fish such good architects?
How does a cow do math?