Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
How do billboards talk?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?