Do you have the best ceiling?
No, but it's up there.
Why was the cat so small?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where do horses reside?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do trees keep as a pet?