What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?