What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How was the wedding?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you raise a baby elephant?