What did the paper say to the pencil?
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the bread do on vacation?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?