What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What animal has the worst mood swings?