What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you measure a millennial?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What style of music weighs the most?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What sport requires no movement at all?