What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do cats love to work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?