Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?