What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
When do mice play every day?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What bird is losing its hair?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Which condiment adds the most kick?