What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the student eat their homework?