My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?