My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?