What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's a forklift?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?