Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do goldfish go camping?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?