What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?