What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the turkey cross the road?