What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the sick chicken say?