What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did electricity win the race?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?