Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why do cows wear bells?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?