Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where do actors go to pray?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where was Noah born?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?