What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Pop music!
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do bees chew?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?