What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Pop music!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?