What's the most masculine animal?
A man-atee.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
How does a penguin build its house?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?