Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do frogs get to work?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?