Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?