Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do snowmen get information?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?