What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?