Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What fairy loves to count?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?