Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What country has the most fish?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the most determined bird?