What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What condiment has wings?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?