What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?