What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why is a computer so smart?