What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
When do astronauts eat?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do cows wear bells?
What animal floats best?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?