What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?