Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?