Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How does a cow do math?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do ducks get after they eat?