How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?