How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?