Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
How do you get straight A's?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What fish only swims at night?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?