Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?