What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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Why did the duck cross the road?
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What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?