What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Surprise!!!!
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?