What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?