What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?