Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do bees get to school?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What time is your dentist appointment?
That bird won't stop squawking.