Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's the noisiest food?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do British people and golfers have in common?